My World

baby: d... d... d...

father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!

baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT

baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

Are you looking at my butt

Are you looking at my butt

(via fantasticallyweirdshit)

bromancing-the-stone:

itsmichaeldoan:

OMG I want the Squirtle tank top! 

BULBASAUR

(Source: puff-to-tuff, via throbbingpenis)

heckacute:

"Grandmother, what big ears you have," said Little Red Riding Hood.

"They’re plugs, not gauges," said the wolf. 

(via throbbingpenis)

girlproblemz:

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT??

girlproblemz:

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT??

(via throbbingpenis)

(Source: dalasharaia, via throbbingpenis)